Kay, I'm outta here.
I'll see you when I have the internet again. Sometime around the 12th, unless I stop in occasionally from work (cause, yanno, can I help myself? No.)
Meanwhile, from Effing a while back, something
to endlessly amuse you, far better than I can, while I'm in transition.
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