Apparantly, when you push on my belly first thing in the morning - it squeaks.
Like a mouse.
I guess the military is okay with that though.
I passed the hearing test. Which I didn't know I had to do and which sort of shocked me. Cause my hearing sucks. (What?)
It was a little disconcerting to pee in a cup whilst surrounded by people in combat fatigues.
I guess they're serious about the drug testing.
I liked this though...
You may want to keep in mind to put a bandaid over the bellybutton ring cause once you're crawling around on your stomach I doubt it would make you very happy to have it ripped out when it catches on something in the mud.
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