Ten Hours Later

Sunday, July 10, 2005 at 12:45PM
Jen

I stumbled out of bed at 4 am to have a you know.... P .... and omigod does my butt hurt.

IT HUUUUUUURTS.

Does it hurt less when you have a meatier butt and you've bounced up and down on a bad saddle with a testy horse for 30 minutes? Or more? Is this pain a symptom of my asslessness? Or is it just a reminder that I am not invincible? (like I need any more of those, thanks)

These are the questions that consume me. Because I cannot get off the couch.

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