Whaths Tha Ooo Thay?

Monday, July 25, 2005 at 05:38PM
Jen

I just had a thousand dollars (7 teeth) worth of "perm acid/etch/bond". I didn't know my teeth were supposed to LINE UP and be cute and straight along their little edges. They are not used to this and are worse since the accident, apparantly.

I can't feel my face. I can't eat. I am starving.

I also just moved *400* emails out of an account they want me to PAY for.

Which makes me gnarly.

So go below and vote before I bite your ear off with my new teeth while I can't feel flesh tearing away from your scalp.

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