if you're not a penguin...shut it - Floating My OWN Boat v.2

When I said, "So, like, how do I get to the farm? I can just rent a car or something but you know, I get lost easy."

The response was, It's almost impossible to get lost on the way to the farm... oh, wait - YOU'RE the girl who told me she lived at 1334 - 13th Ave and forced me to use my cell phone to call from Calgary to Australia back to Calgary to determine that the place you owned and had lived in for 2 years was actually on 12th and I was 100 ft away from it? I'll pick you up."

"I insist."

Honestly, I think HE's the freaky one for still remembering the right 'wrong' streets 18 months later, he was only there ONCE. I would have forgotten in 30 seconds or less.

Actually... hey! who are you people? How'd you get in here? Did I leave the door open again?

I.AM.SO.EXCITED.