if you're not a penguin...shut it - Floating My OWN Boat v.2

Or did you just EAT it?

I had lunch with a friend at 1:30 pm today - a ton 'o calamari and a pint and a half of beer.

Then, a 'family' dinner cooked by stepmother at 5 pm - a whole crab; shrimp, tomato and avocado salad; garlic butter sizzling prawns; garlic toast; cheese toast; a STEAK.

Dessert was fresh peaches, vanilla pudding and BROWNIES. I think I drank three glasses of water and two more beer.

Then, off to Uncle Dave's for two glasses of wine.

It was all so damn good Christie and I *had* to eat it ALL - she even managed to finish off the rest of my dessert after I dug out the brownies. We are utterly terrible - those dinners are fully anticipated and the food is fought over like it's the last food on earth but we really have to stop egging each other on.

I'm not sure whether to throw up or just lie on the floor and cry, I AM SO FULL.

First day at the new job tomorrow - what should I wear? Oh my! I just can't decide between the royal blue, the navy blue or the beige scrubs. And shoes? Oh, woe is me. Should I wear the blue runners or the white ones? ha! I kill me.

And - welcome home, sunshine!

we get a little further from perfection each year on the road i guess that's what they call character i guess that's just the way it goes

we get a little further from perfection
each year on the road
i guess that's what they call character
i guess that's just the way it goes