if you're not a penguin...shut it - Floating My OWN Boat v.2

The number one way to cool down a six pack of beer to 35 degrees farenheit (roughly 2 degrees celcius) the fastest is to blow a fire extinguisher into the eskie so ice forms, then leave it for three minutes.

Number two is to fill the eskie with ice, water and TABLE SALT - five minutes. (no, I don't know how much. I missed that part - outside picking blackberries)

The rest? Ice and water @ 15 minutes. Ice only @ 25 minutes. Freezer @ a honkin' 30 minutes.

I feel I've accomplished something today since I did absolutely nothing else. So, not bad for a Sunday. And hey! Interesting trivia to impress the boys with! Next time I surrounded by men with warm beer. ha.

Five more days of work. Five days of all the things I've been putting off. Five days of shitty jobs and cleanup and crap. But..... five days! Tis a beautiful thing.