if you're not a penguin...shut it - Floating My OWN Boat v.2

I realized things have changed when an hour after I'd gotten home from grocery shopping in a hairband and no makeup, I realized it didn't even OCCUR to me to see if my legs were hairy before I left the house in shorts.

I wonder if I took my calcium today? And where ARE my glasses?

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