Moments. To Distract From My Picture UN-Uploading

he: "So, is there a better time to swear you in than another?"
me: "Oh, sure, Friday's great for me."
he: "Erm, we'll ALL a little busy that day."
me: "Oh, oops."

(I think that swearing me into the military is a low priority on Remembrance Day).

C'MON, I'm jetlagged.

she: "So, what do you want for dinner on Thursday?"
me: "ANYTHING BUT CHICKEN."

(okay, no one may get that. Even the Aussies.)

Man, these things are itchy. S'cuse me.