Friday
May272005
Oh, I Lurve The Cheesy Movies, I Do.
Friday, May 27, 2005 at 10:03PM
"Anacondas don't get that big - that was a freak of nature."
"They're very territorial, we just need to move on."
"Besides, after a meal that large (uh, the DOCTOR), it'll sleep for weeks and there isn't anything else out here like that."
Oh, let me count the ways. Please.
...there's 8 or so of you....
...only two women...
...you're in the middle of BORNEO...
(which I had to get the atlas out for and the Metchosin corner store people spelled BOARNEOO)...
...in monsoon season...
...you've lost your transportation...
...you're trying to rendevous with a SHITFACED DRUNK AUSTRALIAN....
...there's the fountain of youth at risk......
...(not the most obvious) ...the movie is called "ANACONDAS"...
...AND...
...no one is listening to the cute little scared monkey!!
Man, I heart these kinds of movies, I reallly do.
It's like the Bill Pullman / Oliver Platt / Bridget Fonda / Betty White and that huge fucking crocodile one. Lake Placid. Utterly priceless. Actually, particularly well done with a bit of a quirky sense of humor for being about a big croc. And filmed partly in Can-eh-da - I highly recommend it.
Just so you know, I promise to pay attention to Cabot if he starts to screech and cover his head. No matter what.
And, oh yeah, it's Lance from The OC - bit of a hottie is Johnny Messner.
That's just a personal opinion, of course.
And there is nothing wrong with drunken Australians. But that's a story for later.
"They're very territorial, we just need to move on."
"Besides, after a meal that large (uh, the DOCTOR), it'll sleep for weeks and there isn't anything else out here like that."
Oh, let me count the ways. Please.
...there's 8 or so of you....
...only two women...
...you're in the middle of BORNEO...
(which I had to get the atlas out for and the Metchosin corner store people spelled BOARNEOO)...
...in monsoon season...
...you've lost your transportation...
...you're trying to rendevous with a SHITFACED DRUNK AUSTRALIAN....
...there's the fountain of youth at risk......
...(not the most obvious) ...the movie is called "ANACONDAS"...
...AND...
...no one is listening to the cute little scared monkey!!
Man, I heart these kinds of movies, I reallly do.
It's like the Bill Pullman / Oliver Platt / Bridget Fonda / Betty White and that huge fucking crocodile one. Lake Placid. Utterly priceless. Actually, particularly well done with a bit of a quirky sense of humor for being about a big croc. And filmed partly in Can-eh-da - I highly recommend it.
Just so you know, I promise to pay attention to Cabot if he starts to screech and cover his head. No matter what.
And, oh yeah, it's Lance from The OC - bit of a hottie is Johnny Messner.
That's just a personal opinion, of course.
And there is nothing wrong with drunken Australians. But that's a story for later.
