I'm Not Pushy *At All* Dammit - You're a Tourist, You Must Just Do What I Say

...because, YES, there was slug licking.

Even after Yeti was witness to the following conversation....

me:   "C'mon, Les, *everyone* licked a slug when they took us down to the Park every year. You just won't admit it."

Les:   "Uh, no, Jen. No one licked any slugs. I don't even know wtf you're talking about. "

Yeti and I both did it though. And, once he actually downloads and sends me the pictures, eons from now, I'll prove it to you. Well, that *he* did, anyways. There's no photographic evidence of me licking no slugs.

Hey, I may be crazy but I'm not stupid.

hee hee.

Yeti has also left me a jar of *shudder* Vegemite and while searching around for a suitable quote I came upon.....

... and like Vegemite and nasal sex, it's an acquired taste. "

posted by some gentleman named "Bat" at The Daily WTF?. I quite liked the reply from Stan that comment got....

While I can (almost) see someone acquiring a taste for nasal sex, you will never convince me that Vegemite consumption is anything other than a public display of bravado -- Aussies needed something viler than the merely foul Marmite those pommie poofters were eating so they could prove their intrinsic toughness.

If there's anyone out there that wants it, let me know and I will ship it out of here POSTHASTE, right quick and so fast you'll be able to feel the wind of it's passage.

I think I just saw it move.

ick

Comments

[Saltation]

thin vegemite scraped over lots and lots of butter on toast. yum.

[james]

i'm not going to start quoting Men At Work lyrics.

though i'm sorely tempted.

[Vanessa]

Vegemite just tastes more crumbly than marmite to me. Mind you, rock salt and oil on your bread is just as good. Or just plain garlic on toast. Perhaps I'm no good judge.