I Love My Local Library

As much as I vehemently disagree with the use of this particular word by most people, today I picked up Cougar, A Guide For Older Women Dating Younger Men from the library.

I figured it'd be good for a laugh.

And, except that it actually seemed to be seriously albeit humorously written, it was.

My favorite bit (it's not a particularly bulky read)...

If the cougar's in-depth knowledge of the many benefits of sex isn't enough to interest the younger man, he need only consider the following:

A COUGAR WON'T:

~want to be introduced to the family - ever

~want to introduce him to her family - if they're still alive

*SNORT*