Good Morning, Doctor, You Have Cold Hands

Apparantly, when you push on my belly first thing in the morning - it squeaks.

Like a mouse.

I guess the military is okay with that though.

I passed the hearing test. Which I didn't know I had to do and which sort of shocked me. Cause my hearing sucks. (What?)

It was a little disconcerting to pee in a cup whilst surrounded by people in combat fatigues.

I guess they're serious about the drug testing.

I liked this though...

You may want to keep in mind to put a bandaid over the bellybutton ring cause once you're crawling around on your stomach I doubt it would make you very happy to have it ripped out when it catches on something in the mud.

Comments

[james]

would it be like pulling the pin on the JenGrenade?

[The Captain of This Boat]

*snort*