Tuesday
Aug022005
Can Someone Call & Wake Me Up Next Time, Please?
Tuesday, August 2, 2005 at 06:14PM
I was just looking for something to watch on TV tonight (I seem to only be able to study during commercials, must be some weird throw-back to high school) and there isn't anything that's not some terrifyingly pathetic reality show on....
Seriously. And I'm so icked out that I'm tempted to list them but I think I'd run out of words to describe them after the first three or so. Besides, I think I am more disgusted by this instead...
The history channel and it's documentary entitled Third World War
Hey, I know I've been sleeping a lot lately, but how could I have missed that? Was it last month? I could have missed last month altogether I think, I was pretty stressed. Did we win? Are there action toys? Was there actually a bad guy? Did we all band together and get 'im? Wow, I feel sort of bad that I missed an entire world war. I guess I'm pretty glad we didn't nuke each other and the THIRD WORLD WAR wasn't our last one like they've been predicting all these years.
Oh, right, though, is that the one where most of the world didn't show up? I know Canada didn't bother - George Bush told me so. What makes it a world war then? Who decides these things? Wait a second, the History channel is a Canadian channel.
On second thought, DON'T wake me up for this shit - give me a call when someone nukes the media, I'm going back to bed.
Seriously. And I'm so icked out that I'm tempted to list them but I think I'd run out of words to describe them after the first three or so. Besides, I think I am more disgusted by this instead...
The history channel and it's documentary entitled Third World War
Hey, I know I've been sleeping a lot lately, but how could I have missed that? Was it last month? I could have missed last month altogether I think, I was pretty stressed. Did we win? Are there action toys? Was there actually a bad guy? Did we all band together and get 'im? Wow, I feel sort of bad that I missed an entire world war. I guess I'm pretty glad we didn't nuke each other and the THIRD WORLD WAR wasn't our last one like they've been predicting all these years.
Oh, right, though, is that the one where most of the world didn't show up? I know Canada didn't bother - George Bush told me so. What makes it a world war then? Who decides these things? Wait a second, the History channel is a Canadian channel.
On second thought, DON'T wake me up for this shit - give me a call when someone nukes the media, I'm going back to bed.
I think my final Hep B shot made me a little snappy there, eh? tee hee
Reader Comments (2)
I miss him and his voodoo thang.