Friday
Apr142006
Horoscopes Over the Last Few Days. Of No Particular Interest, Except to Me.

Beginning earlier in the week. Ending today.
And an April monthly one.
Sixteen more days.
Cancer
An unforeseen event has scuppered a key plan, but as Shakespeare very wisely wrote, "the fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves." You're blaming external circumstances when you should be modifying your attitude.
Leo
With a little faith and imagination, there is no telling what you are capable of accomplishing. There is a compelling case for engineering a vital change right where it matter most. There are good things to be had. Believe in the miraculous.
Leo
You seem to always take the tough route even when better routes are available. But in a certain current endeavour, you'll find that the revolution you seek will prove easier than expected. Your hard work and diligence will pay off.
Cancer
Forget, for now, a certain problematic situation that is occupying a prime place in your life. Worrying about what might happen won't make it any better, so take a break and enjoy this weekend. It has the potential to bring much levity.
Leo
Certain inevitable repercussions of a recent decision have brought more trouble than you anticipated. It won't be long, though, before you realize you actually like a lot of what is now changing so rapidly in your life.
Cancer
When given an inch, some people will inevitably take a mile. It's all in the cause of self-aggrandizement. It doesn't mean, though, that you should lower your standards and do the same. You are an exemplar of integrity and grace. Stay that way.
Leo
Many people go to great lengths to ensure that they stand out from the crowd. Some adopt unusual ways of behaving or nurture strange idiosyncratic interests. For you, success springs from the depth and sincerity of your true self.
And an April monthly one.
You may be interested in a new emerging industry, something related to strenuous athletics, or even defense / security or the military.
Once Mars enters Cancer for the first time in two years, you will be poised to begin a whole new chapter, one that will allow you a terrific advantage to get things as you want them to be. You'll be lit into action, for Mars will bestow you with a powerful sense of purpose. If in the past you were influenced or swayed by other people's opinions, this month you'll seem not to care what anyone thinks. It's time to grab life with both hands, dear Cancer.
Sixteen more days.

Reader Comments (1)
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